Gerb <cookie-dough-619>

"Avril IS The Best Damn Thing!"

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Well, Michael, it appears that I've prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, now it appears that I have something of a mess on my hands

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I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live

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Hey, Eddie, can you lend me a few bucks
And tonight can you get us a ride
Gotta make it through the tunnel
Got a meeting with a man on the other side

Hey Eddie, this guy, he's the real thing
So if you want to come along
You gotta promise you won't say anything
`Cause this guy don't dance
And the word's been passed this is our last chance

We gotta stay cool tonight, Eddie
`Cause man, we got ourselves out on that line
And if we blow this one
They ain't gonna be looking for just me this time

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Gerb says:

"Armagh City Filmhouse: One year closed on saturday 28th June 2008. Gone but not forgotten. We lived the dream!" (1 week ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me

Flump
... a Top Shop princess, a rock star too

Musicial Thingys

This last while: The Offspring's Rise And Fall, Rage And Grace, Coldplay's Viva la Vida Or Death and All His Friends, The Darkness' Permission To Land, live recordings of Avril's Best Damn Tour & a variety of The Boss *************************** Danny Federici (January 23, 1950 – April 17, 2008) Rest In Peace, E Street man *************************** Joe Dolan (October 16th 1943 - 26th December 2007) Heaven Is Your Island now... *************************** James 'Godfather Of Soul' Brown (May 3 1933 – December 25 2006) Rest In Peace, Brother! *************************** Gigs/events to go to in the coming weeks/months: Oxegen (Punchestowne, Kildare), WWE Raw Live (MEN Arena, Manchester) & TNA Maximum Impact (MEN Arena, Manchester)

Telly & Movies

The Simpsons, 24, South Park, Prison Break, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted, Scrubs, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, American Dad, Diagnosis: Murder, Only Fools And Horses, Dexter, Harry Hill's TV Burp, The Day Today, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Spaced, Dead Like Me, The OC, Family Guy, Tru Calling, The Sopranos, Seinfeld & Friends *************************** George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) Rest In Peace, Rufus! *************************** Charlton Heston (October 4, 1924 – April 5, 2008) Rest In Peace, Ben Hur! *************************** Heath Ledger (April 4, 1979 — January 22, 2008) Rest In Peace *************************** Jeremy Beadle (12 April 1948 – 30 January 2008) Rest In Peace *************************** Roy Scheider (November 10, 1932 – February 10, 2008) Rest In Peace *************************** I want to see Diary Of The Dead... among other films...

Footy And/Or Wrestling

So finally Spain win something... and El Nino won me a fiver. Hurrah! *************************** Punk as the World Champion now! Here's hoping it isn't screwed up for him... *************************** Chris Benoit (May 21 1967 - June 25 2007) Rest In Peace Wolverine *************************** Scott 'Bam Bam' Bigelow (September 1, 1961 – January 19, 2007) Rest In Peace **************************** George Best and Eddie Guerrero: the month of November (2005) claimed two of the greats. George: it's cliched now, but he WAS the Best. Always outnumbered, never outgunned. Eddie is in heaven lying to somebody, cheatin' somebody but he stole our hearts. Viva La Raza! Rest In Peace Legends.

That's/he's/she's /they're cool...

Meeting Avril in Dublin, nights out in Newcastle, Players bar/club, Podium dancers, cracking one-liners from the lads, cheap drink, Alexia, Jakki Degg, & the Avril/Mischa infection...

That's/he's/she's /they're not cool...

Not knowing when I'll get to see Avril again, Captain Price dying in Call Of Duty 4, being broke & early mornings... & bad sound and assholes at gigs...

Random Springsteen lyric/verse/chorus...

'Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose Uptown in Harlem she throw a rose to some lucky, young matador.' - Does This Bus Stop At 82nd Street? (from Greetings From Asbury Park N.J.)

Film/TV/Witty/Meaningfull Quote...

"I'm living up here and if you tell anyone about this, I will fucking kill you. Ah, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass." - George Senior (Arrested Development)

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Another piss easy 'everything' quiz...	30Taken
Me, My Friends & Everything Else	21Taken
A Bit Of Everything In This Quiz.... It'll Be All Over The Place....	22Taken
'Friend List' Quiz....	25Taken
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I 'rather dislike' the pair of them, but which of these vastly over-rated (my opinion) 'musicians' do you prefer?
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Kate Nash
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They could arguabley be sisters, but just for shits 'n' giggles, who is the better looking between...
1. Imogen Poots
2. Rebecca Gayheart
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For the life of me, I don't see it, but a few humans have remarked that I 'resemble' Simon Pegg. Do you agree...?
1. Yes
2. No
3. Show some respect!
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My Flashbox History (Updated As It Changes...)
Bush - Glycerine Sadgasm - Margerine Avril Lavigne - I Don't Have To Try (RDS Dublin) Ashlee Simpson - Outta My head (Ay Ya Ya) United Win 6-5 On Penalties! Matchbox Twenty - Long Day Gun - Taking On The World Nike Advert: The Next Level Hilary Duff's Scorpion Scene in 'War Inc.' Nickelback - Leader Of Men Skid Row - Breakin' Down The Dropkick Murphys - Im Shipping Up To Boston Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing Ric Flair's Farewell From Raw (31-03-2008) Johnny Cash - Rusty Cage Britney Spears - Break The Ice Metallica - So What (from 'Cunning Stunts') Josie & The Pussycats - Three Small Words Samuel L. Jackson - Stack-O-Lee The Donnas - Don't Wait Up For Me No Way Out 2008 - Floyd Mayweather & Big Show Bruce Springsteen - Tougher Than The Rest Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing (Live @ CBC Special) Envy & Other Sins - Highness Cristiano Ronaldo's Free-Kick Vs. Portsmouth (30-02-2008) Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue - Where The Wild Roses Grow Jeff Hardy Vs. Umaga Cage Match Highlights Bruce Springsteen - Long Walk Home Girls Aloud - St Trinians Theme Joe Dolan - Unchained Melody Michael Winslow 'Doing' Led Zeppelin Sopranos Parody From MadTV Avril Lavigne - Innocence (Live @ The Roxy Theatre) The Simpsons McBain Clip - '... in bed' Manic Street Preachers - Masses Against The Classes (Acoustic), Ambassador Dublin, 30th November 2007 Marty Rafferty - Take Me There (Acoustic) Scrubs Clip - Janitor 'Killing' JD Kylie Minogue - Confide In Me Britney Spears - Piece Of Me (Fan Made Video) Britney Spears/Muse - Do Somethin' Massive Like A Blackhole James At War - Popstar (Nickelback 'Rockstar' Parody) Nickelback - Rockstar Avril Lavigne - Hot Eurotrip Clip - Vinnie Jones Brilliance! The Simpsons Post-Movie Intro Scrubs - Jack & Lloyd 'Speed Metal' Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In The Cradle Eminem - The Way I Am Bruce Springsteen - Radio Nowhere Lunatic Rachel Lester On The X Factor The Rolling Stones Slane Intro & Bit Of 'Start Me Up' Bruce Springsteen's Cameo In High Fidelity Kylie Minogue - Can't Get Blue Monday Out Of My Head (Live @ The Brit Awards 2002) The All-American Rejects - Move Along Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive Fight Club 'Narrator & Marla' Clips (Three Days Grace Soundtrack) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Weapon Of Choice The Who - Real Good Looking Boy Prison Break Clips - Michael's Guilt (In The House-In A Heartbeat Soundtrack) Aqua - Roses Are Red Lil' Mama Featuring Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend (Dr. Luke Remix) Saturday Night Live Sketch (Featuring Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey & Chris Kattan) Roseanne & Johnny Cash - September When It Comes Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone The Offspring - Da Hui Scrubs - Hooch Clips Timbaland - Throw It On Me (Featuring The Hives & WWE Divas - on Raw)) Eamon Dunphy - 'Reality Is Kaka' Scrubs - My Screw Up Finale Rob Thomas - Little Wonders Avril Lavigne - I Don't Have To Try (CBC Live) Avril Lavigne - Runaway (CBC Live) Man United...3 AC Milan...2 Avril Lavigne - Take Me Away (Sessions @ AOL) Linkin Park - What I've Done Smashing Pumpkins - Disarm Bang Bang You're Dead Montage (Oleander Soundtrack) Matchbox Twenty - Push The Rock's Promo On Raw 24 & Goonies Spoof - Jack Interogates Chunk Scrubs - 'My Lunch' Finale (The Fray As Soundtrack) Pop! - Pop! Goes My Heart (From Music & Lyrics) Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend Sheryl Crow - If It Makes You Happy The Offspring - Dirty Magic (Acoustic) Regina Spektor - On The Radio Nelly Furtado - Say It Right Snow Patrol - Open Your Eyes Terry Silver & John Kreese... Laughing Buddys! Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Live on The Word) Weird Al Yankovic - White 'n' Nerdy Faith Montage (Papa Roach - Scars) James Brown (R.I.P.) - Sex Machine (Live) Christy Hemme & Kurt Angle's Wrestlemania 21 Parody Commercial Asia Argento Pic 'n' Clip Montage (with The Killers as soundtrack) B. Monkey Makes Me Want To Die (Asia Argento/B. Monkey Music Video) Brad Pitt Gets Abducted (Jackass
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Pyramid Head
Pyramid Head walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" There were no survivors. ------------ Pyramid Head walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many marauding demonspawns around here." To which PH replied, "At $10 a beer, that's not hard to understand." There were no survivors. ------------ Pyramid Head walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. PH asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" So PH reaches out to slice the dog in half and the dog bites him. PH says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog." There were no survivors. ------------ Pyramid Head walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my brother?" The bartender asks, "I don't know. What does he look like?" There were no survivors. ------------ A mannequin walks in for his interview with PH to be a Silent Hill monster. PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The mannequin responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." PH: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd mannequin walks in for his interview. PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The mannequin responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." PH: "Get out! Send in the next guy." The second mannequin on the way out says to the 3rd one, "Whatever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." 3rd mannequin walks in for his interview. PH asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The mannequin looks at the PH intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." PH says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" 3rd mannequin says, "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." There were no survivors. ------------ What does PH call a man after he slices off his arms and legs and throws him in a pool? Bob. ------------- How does PH keep babies from falling down wells? By sticking a Great Knife through their head. ------------- How does PH make a dead body float? He takes his knife out of its head. ------------- A woman in Silent Hill gave birth to triplets. Then two weeks later, she had twins! How'd that happen? PH killed one of them. He then went on to kill everyone else so that there were no survivors. ------------- If at first you don't succeed, then running from PH isn't for you. ------------- I wish PH would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad. Until it was time for there to be no survivors. ------------- PH sometimes thinks he'd be better off dead. No, wait, not him - you. ------------- Why is PH so slow? Because when he was a kid, his mother always told him not to run with giant knives. ------------- Laughter is the best medicine, unless you're trying to cure a gigantic knife wound. ------------- If you were a Silent Hillyanite, and PH came up to you and asked you where the Dog Key is, I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed it. So sue me." ------------- Some people say that curiosity killed the cat. In Silent Hill, "curiosity" is a nickname for PH. ------------- A man went into the Silent Hill department store and asked PH, "Do you sell potato clocks?" Resisting the urge to kill him instantly in order to satisfy his curiosity, PH replies, "Potato clocks? What are those?" "Well," came the explanation, "I'm always late for work, and my boss said I could get there at nine if I got a potato clock." There were no survivors. ------------- PH went into McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. There were no survivors. ------------- How many citizens of Silent Hill does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them. One to replace the bulb, the rest for PH to kill after he slaughters the first guy. ------------- PH
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Blah blah....
Warm out today.... warm yesterday.... it'll be even warmer tomorrow...... bugger all that..... I snapped a guitar string. It hurt my finger. That rat bastard.....
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